"Hey can I borrow your phone?"
“Yeah just give me one sec”
arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction
Did Louis die? My condolences.
what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
white girls be like:
'DON'T YOU MEAN ALL WOMEN?'
white girls will STILL be like:
and black women ALWAYS be like:
This is one thing I DON’T FUCKING GET.
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
The last pic
My dreams look a lot like this.
how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL
SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging